bad bitch with a power strip





ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”






antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill






clannyphantom:

rhydonmyhardon:

cramp:

6ee:

ayyeeejohnson:

holyviners:

holyviners:

these gifs still break me

Fucking nothing is what he did, a few mistakes and now has the world judging him.

my baby 😭😩

Ugh this breaks my heart so much :’(

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I hope he gets a hair perpetually stuck in his eye

WHERE IS THIS VIDEO






seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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"what kind of blogs do you follow"
-Anonymous

crimewave420:

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible






elasticitymudflap:

nyehs:

realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT






christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed






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knowanonion22:

cryinglightnin:

rock out and dance ✌ // songs to dance around in your bedroom to [x]

i. best of friends // palma violets ii. i bet you look good on the dancefloor // arctic monkeys iii. howlin’ for you // the black keys iv. chelsea dagger // the fratellis v. last nite // the strokes vi. if you wanna // the vaccines vii. luv, hold me down // drowners viii. holiday // vampire weekend ix. tightrope // walk the moon x. i wanna get better // bleachers xi. i write sins not tragedies // panic! at the disco xii. the wire // haim xiii. trojans // atlas genius xiv. somebody told me // the killers xv. run right back // the black keys xvi. blue orchid // the white stripes xvii. holiday // green day xviii. bathwater // no doubt xix. snap out of it // arctic monkeys xx. black elephant (mashup) // kanye west & tame impala xxi. take it or leave it // cage the elephant xxii. girls // the 1975 xxiii. undercover martyn // two door cinema club xxiv. a-punk // vampire weekend xxv. heart of a lion // the griswolds

Wow, the feels of this playlist are expansive and uncompromising.